POYO - 4.2 Megs
	A platformer which revolutionized the world, and made way for Mario and other second class platformers. In Poyo, you are Poyo. Poyo is a blue thing. And he wants to escape from his home world which has turned evil!

POZZO - 1.4 Megs
	A game where your wits are put to a challenge. Sounds unnatural? Well yes, my stupid friends, this game requires brains so you prolly shouldn't even download it, because you are so stupid. What, reverse psychology? No no, you really are too dumb for this.

Random Land - 1.6 Megs
	This game is short and shit. One could combine the two words and call it "shirt". But lets not do that. It's a platformer with extremely limited features and gameplay.

Flapper - 1.4 Megs
	Now here's a cool game. You get to be a bat. A bat called Flappy. Flappy the bat, the Flapper! You guide Flappy in his eternal quest to raise his altitude in a tunnel of evil dangers.

Super Haunted Insomnia Tower - 1.3 Megs
	Super Haunted Insomnia Tower, or SHIT for short and also SHIT for quality, is a game where you guide Mr. Cheese Pants as he climbs up a tower that is haunted. Haunted by insomniac ghosts and spirits. Cool graphics and neato musics.

Starlit Zone Fighter - 2.2 Megs
	Starlit Zone Fighter is a game where a loose head on drugs soars through the starlit skies shooting fruits at various air traffic, such as sleeping whales, other loose heads, and Shooter Bosses. Cool game overall.